Tall Tales - Story 1    I am writing a series of ficticious stories which I will be putting on the website for your reading pleasure.  Let's have our imaginations take a little journey, ok?  Many years ago, I walked through a gem show at the fairgrounds in Monterey and this dealer actually told me that he had 'groupies' that followed him.  Excellent story line.  That's where I got the idea for this little piece.  Everything here is ficticious.


GROUPIES SWARM ROCK DEALER IN MONTEREY.

  Monterey, CA  As Jason Ringsby drove his beat-up 1978 orange van through the gates of the fairgrounds, he was able to escape from the reaching arms of over 200 screaming girls who had followed him in their cars from his previous show in Sacramento.  With many of them running up to the fence and yelling at him, Jason drove past the security guard and proceeded to the space that had been reserved for him to prepare for this weekend's gem and mineral show.

He is truly a rock star and noted expert in his field.



Widely known for his awesome stone jewelry and minerals, Jason has a strong following of young ladies who tail him from one location to another buying from him wherever he goes.  Occasionally, some of these ladies will strip down in front of his booth and toss their undergarments at him.  "I've got 5 boxes of panties and bras," exclaimed Jason with a huge smile on his face. "I'm thinking about putting them on my counter and selling them."

"That's one of the hazards of being a vendor," Jason added.  "These girls follow me all over the place.  They tail me to my hotels and wait out on the sidewalk for hours just to see me come out. I must sign over 500 autographs every day.  My hand is getting tired.  I need to take some time off to rest."  Jason has been selling his minerals and jewelry at shows like this for the past 28 years and he really can't recall how and why this has been happening to him. "Yah, I've got my groupies following me all over the place.  Sometimes these people will camp out for days on end.  They stay in motels, their cars.  Wherever they can bed down for the night."  As for his night life, Jason certainly has no problems and is obviously the envy of the other vendors.  "Yah, at the end of the day I usually pick out one or two and they take me to dinner and ...  well, you know what I mean."






 

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