BERLIN BOMBERS STRIKE BIG IN SLO MOTION!!

 

San Luis Obispo, CA   FELL ASLEEP AROUND 9:45pm.  Was awakened by some people talking loudly a couple doors down from us.  Dozed off and was awakened again.  Strike two.  Fell asleep for another hour and then was awakened again at 1:30:  Streeeerike Threeeee.  I jumped out of bed and opened my door and determined that it was two doors down from us and coming from the Euro's that I had seen earlier in the evening going back and forth to their room with beer cans in their hands.  I stormed down there and saw 4 of them sitting in chairs outside their rooms.  Rubbing my eyes, I approached them and said  'This is the third time you guys have woke me up.  You know your voice carries all the way to the other rooms and I am sure that other people can't sleep also.  I guess it's past 9:30 in Europe, but this is Kalifornia and it's 1:30 and people can not sleep.  Can you please keep it down."    "Yah, ve veel try."  Thank you.  Three and one half minutes later, I heard them disburse after perhaps kissing one another good night.  Oh gootnight, Wolfgang.  Veel see you in da morning. Ah yes, goot night Hermann. I shall mees you.  End of that.  Why is it always me.  I can see it in the newspaper now:

BERLIN BOMBERS HOLD 72 HOSTAGES IN SLO MOTEL; DEMAND 6 CASES OF COORS AND 4 ATV'S.  Police have been negotiating with a group of German Commando terrorists who have taken over an enormous motel in San Luis Obispo, CA and are ready to accept their demands, which they consider to be outrageous.  They have herded their hostages into the large circular pool in an area adjacent to the parking lot.  Be sure to watch the 11:00 news when we will be coming to you live.  Marsha Rodiguez Santana Gonzalez Gomez Smith speaking to you from our station's headquarters in Pismo Beach.