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EVER HAPPEN

TO YOU?

 

Somebody is in my space.  Have you ever gotten to a show and find that there is somebody in your space.

 

I was at the Oakdale Chocolate Festival and when I was half-set up a guy comes along and says that he was supposed to be in this space.  We both looked at our papers and that was a fact.  He said hat he had been here for several year's and insists that I move.  "Uh uh.  I am staying here. Sorry."  He then left and went to the promoter's and they gave him another space.

 

THE DANGERS OF
INHALING HELIUM


Remember when we were kids and we would inhale the helium from balloons?  It was a lot of fun to sound like Donald Duck, huh?

Still see many people around doing it and I truly wonder if it's dangerous to do it.  I researched this on the web and put together a page on the website detailing the dangers of this practice.  You can read it here. Decide for yourself.

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La Peepee.  In Manteca at the Crossroad's Street Faire in early April, an elderly guy, perhaps 55 years old grabs one of my tiny stools and tells me how great it would be for the work her does.  He had two little dogs dragging him in tow.  He paid me for the stool and I look down and see Little Oscar lifting his leg and squirting on one of my sacks.  "Heyyyyyy," I yelled very loudly and scared the dog away.  But the puddle was made.  The guy apologized to me but what can you do?  Damage done.   Why me?

GREAT MONEY MAKING OPPORTUNITY
Toby Elles found 'Jesus' in his frying pan   Spray Jesus Kits
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Surprise your friends; astonish the multitudes.  Comes complete with stencils and the special Jesus-Mary and Joseph Surfacing Compound along with our 24 oz spray gun.  Our SPRAY JESUS  kit explains how you can make thousands of dollars creating these religious images on any surface you choose.

 

Only $75.95.  FIFTY-PERCENT discount to religious organizations.  Dealers welcome.  As an added bonus we will send you free of charge our EBay start-up kit which will show you how to make thousands of dollars selling on their auction site.  We will also throw in our Mary Magdelene stencil at no charge to you.

 

Rob U.  "gosh, I set up my own stand on Fisherman's Wharf and I'm raking in a thousand dollars a day."

 

Wendy Day.  "I'm going on Oprah next week.  This is fantastic."

 

Hay Zeus.  "I am opening a Jesus on Toast franchise.  People love it."

 

Abhimanyusuta Thiruvanamthapuram.  "Ah yes.  I make goot money doing this.  I make nice picture of Buddha in many places."

 

 

 

Since we find so many dogs coming to festivals with their owners, we are trying to find the Ugliest Dog to have ever walked the streets or parks of any Festivals, Arts & Crafts Show, etc.  Entry is free and we are offering a nice prize, a life-sized statue of our Golden Dog and a year's supply of doggie biscuits.  The winner will be decided in December 2010.  Please bring your dog and three photos to the local chomper of commerce at any festival and complete your entry form.

 

QUEASY RIDER  TO BE FILMED IN QUARTZSITE.
Yuma. AZ.   On location filming of Queasy Rider will begin within a couple months.  This is a story about an elderly couple who had been selling in Tyson Wells for 25 years. 








On location filming of Queasy Rider will begin within a couple months.  This is a story about an elderly couple who had been selling in Tyson Wells for 25 years.  They decide to sell out everything at the 2010 Sell-A-Rama and pack all their money into the gas tanks of their Motorized Carts and set off across the country, looking for the America they were never able to find in Arizona.  They leave just after the show is over and head East to New Orleans and the Mardis Gras.  Will they find the America they are seeking....will they open a booth in the Big Easy or will they reach an unexpected tragic end to their lives.  This is really going to be a great movie and you can be a part of it. 

Arnest Borganine plays the part of 'Wyatt' and Babra Bailingsly will co-star as his lifelong partner, "Billy".  Gary Manthers will play the part of "Little Beaver" their entrusted Indian guide. Open casting for other parts begins soon.  500 Extras are also needed.  Please contact the Western Desert Film Association in Yuma for more details,.