MEMBERSHIP. I have placed the following items on this page just for humor. These are not really available as of now and I did it just to get a laugh. However, in the future as readership picks up, we might actually offer items such as these and offer membership to people
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When you sign up for membership with Starving
Vendors of America, you will receive this lovely 2008 membership card.
Use this card for discounts in restaurants, nightclubs and on toll
bridges. Welcome aboard!!! |
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STARVING VENDORS GOLD MEMBER CREDIT
CARDS
With your membership in Sarving Vendors, you are entitled to a 'free no fees' $100,000 limit gold card. Your choice of two Visa cards. Interest is only 31.25% per year. You can use the card for many of your purchases from our Starving Vendors store and you get an additional 10% discount when you use the card to purchase goods. IWhen using one of these cards, VISA will donate 2% of your purchases to Starving Vendors |
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.MUGS Get you STARVING VENDOR GLASS MUG. Attractive glass mug with the words 'STARVING VENDOR OF AMERICA' engraved in front with the famous STARVING VENDOR logo below and below that is written the word 'DONATIONS'. You can place the mug in a conspicuous location and collect donations from sympathic customers and passers-by. Or you can even use these mugs for some nice warm coffee, hot tea or cocoa on those cold mornings that we must endure. Priced at only $47.95 |