Funny Moments - an attempt at humor

ALLIGATOR ANDY. Family of 3 comes over to the booth. The 8-year old boy picks up one of our wooden alligators and begins to look at it. The father then says "You've got ice cream instead" and then continues walking. I was typing on the computer and told him "You don't want ice cream. You eat it and it's gone. You can get the alligator and you'll have it forever." I put my head down and suddenly my wife begins to laugh as the boy walks away. "What are you laughing about?" I asked her. " My wife then told me that the boy was holding an ice cream cone and placed it down on the table and LICKED the wooden alligator. Holy shit. She was still laughing ten minutes later. What is wrong with these people? Something in the water? PEOPLE, PLEASE DO NOT LICK THE ALLIGATOR.

GUY COMES OVER TO OUR BOOTH WITH A LITTLE 3-yr OLD. Boy picks up the snake. The father looks at one of our camo shoulder bags. I told him it's ten dollars. "If you buy the bag, I'll give him a free snake." Didn't buy. He asked his wife. Wife said "No, uh uh. You don't need that." Father told the boy 'You don't need the snake." I looked over at my wife. Told her "I don't need this." Wife said "We need money." I said "uh ohhhh."

BELIEVE IT OR NOT BUT A 12-YEAR OLD GIRL COMES INTO OUR BOOTH and asks "Have you seen a lady wearing a Super-Heinz T-shirt." I look up at her. I just couldn't resist. "No, but you had better Ketch-Up with her." Didn't get it. Over her head. Blond.