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Read about some completely outrageous and funny things that have happened at shows.
  After closing up at 6:00, we stopped by a grocery store in Mount Shasta to pick up some more drinks.  I looked for some lemonade (ready-made from the frig area) and couldn't locate any.  I asked one of the employees where the lemonade was located (they had about 50 brands of Orange Juice) and he said that they had none and he was hoping that the truck would bring some tomorrow.  I looked at him.  "I'm not waiting until tomorrow."  This ain't one of those things where you are waiting in line for days to get tickets for a great event  or pick up a new game machine.  Can you imagine 200 people standing in line at 5:00AM waiting for the place to open so they can get some lemonade.  Only two per customer please.  Oh man. I gotta go to the bathroom, can you hold my spot for me?  Hey dude, back of the line, I've been here since yesterday morning.
So we paid for our things and decided to drop by the smaller grocery store in Weed. All they had was the 'Paul Newman' lemonade, so I picked up a couple containers.  Got back to the motel, got some ice and drank away.  It was good and refreshing.  It has it's own special 'twang' to it.   I guess that I had gotten a little dehydrated.

                     


Did they have 150,000 people at the Newark Days Celebration in Newark, CA on September 22-23, 2007? That's what they claim.    Actually, since there were probably around 30,000 people there, I am worried about the 120,000 people that are missing.  No earthquakes.....couldn't have lost them there. Where's Waldo?  Remember him?  Maybe we can find him? No hurricanes....no tsunami's.....no sinkholes..  I GUESS JUST PLAIN OL' MISSING right off the face of the earth.  They said that they get 150,000 for the event, but I couldn't find them? I looked under tries, in the porta-potties, behind buildings, all over the place.


                UPS CAUSES VENDOR TO GO POSTAL

 

 

Yes...that is true.  I am the one that went 'postal' and you should too.  Having dealt with years of problems and bull crap from the entire UPS beaurocracy, I highly encourage all to go postal.  I have had a great number of my packages destroyed by UPS, broken into and delayed for long periods of time. 

 Management has been quite rhetorical in conversations and are a bunch incompetent liars.  I am on a route where I get my packages just before their closing time of 7:00 and since I am a business, I would like to get things earlier.

 

WHERE'S  WALDO.  Hell with Waldo, where's my damm sausage?  Even though it is 'smothered' with onions and peppers, trust me, that thing was small.


 
WORLD'S SMALLEST SAUSAGE.   Went over to one of the food vendors and ordered a Bratwurst with onions and peppers for $7.00.  The lady handed it to me and I looked at it.  I could not see the sausage.  I pushed aside the onions, etc., and after a minute of searching, I was able to locate it.  EUREKA, I found it.  Must have been less than 4 inches long; almost half the size of the roll and I paid seven dollars for this thing.  Disgusting.  Sorry people, I guess you have no shame.  Gosh, you should take a look at one of Lockeford's Sausages and compare that to yours.  Big ass sausage and it's hanging off the sides of their huge rolls with sauerkraut piled on top. All for the bargain price of $5.00.  If you base your sausage on what Lockeford offer's, than the value of yours is $1.50.