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2010 Vendor Coordinator.  Jefferson County Fair, Madras, OR.  full-time position with complete benefits.  Blondes need not reply. Call 503-392-3922  Common sense required.   

 

SPECIAL GUEST.  Charlie Glitzenmeyer of Redmond will appear at the Fair on Saturday afternoon and will be promoting his new book 'How I Made a Million Dollars' selling pooper scoopers.  Inventor of the Glitzenmeyer Propane Powered Super Duper Pooper Scooper which sells at local hardware stores for $238.05.  Charlie will also appear at the monthly Green Hat Lady's luncheon on Wednesday at Mildred Zognovicki's home.

 

Ralph Rock of Madras will teach you how to heat your home using cow manure.  He wants to let you know that he is feeling much better after the explosion last year which put him in the hospital for three weeks.  His hair has almost grown completely back, but he doesn't have his beard anymore.  He thanks everybody  for all the cards and flowers that the people out there sent to him. 

 

MOONWALK MARVIN.  I had some of my Michael Jackson shirts hanging in front.  A guy comes over and grabs one of my hats, glances down at the shirts and then places it upon his head.  Suddenly, he begins to gyrate and skipping backwards with his version of MJ's moonwalk.  Funny,  Hilarious, Priceless.  You just don't know what you are going to see next.

 

 

 

 

 

At about 7:00 the fat lady sang (just a saying, okay) and the people stood up and began exiting, half of them with the chairs sticking to their butts.  Before they left, the police had to use crowbars to pry them off the people's backsides.

 

 

A bunch of teenage girls came into the booth and saw one of our MJ shirts.  We have 6 left.  She asked the price and my wife told her 'ten dollars.'  The girl then asks "Can I have it for five."  Would you believe that my wife told the girl 'You've got to beat it."    The other girls laughed.  "Hey that's one of Michael Jackson's songs."  Hilarious.  Priceless.

 

  
And now you can read some of the most hilarious and outrageous material in our Starving Vendors website.  I have gone through many of the past reviews and have extracted the most interesting material there.  I hope that you enjoy reading this page and I expect to update periodically.  This shall be a monthly feature. Much information is true and there is a lot which is just not as true, okay?  Enjoy.



 A Mexican couple came over to our booth and they asked the price of one of our knives.  "Ten Dollars," said my wife.  The guy looked at my wife.  "How about seven dollars?" he asked.  My wife then said "No way, Jose."  The guy was surprised and his wife suddenly gave him a weird look.  "How did you know my name?" he said.  "I don't know" my wife said as the wife appeared to be very upset.